dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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