Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
