I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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