Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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