Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I bet he comes in French.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
How's work?
Spinning.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
