She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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