Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
you never un-have a 4some
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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