What did we do last night that was yellow?
Welp...herpes.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
