i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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