school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
as a side note pls kill me
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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