oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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