just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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