You work out of a Hotel?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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