I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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