I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
His nipple licking is glorious
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