No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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