So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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