I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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