OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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