Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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