Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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