he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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