i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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