but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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