My brain says no but my pants say off.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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