is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
