I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I cut my penus on the lid.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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