whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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