I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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