I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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