have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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