I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so let's talk penis.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
