i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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