he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm bleeding and have questions
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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