Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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