Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She made me pour olive oil on her.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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