spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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