shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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