belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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