just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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