Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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