Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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