definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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