And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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