Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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