So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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