i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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