Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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