So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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