does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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